Customer “I have an out of date voucher, which I won at a quiz, could you extend the date? I won’t be any trouble I just want the free one”.
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Can you take people out and touch them up?
(from Paul Cooper)
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Pointing to the 20x16 in the price list for 500 Euro, customer asks “how much is it for one? I don’t need 20”!
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In the middle of a family session, the Dad steps forward with his own digital camera,
“take one with this I’d like to email it to all our relations”.
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Customer:- How much is it?
Photog:- The sitting fee is 65 Euro
Customer:- Would it be any cheaper if we stand?
(from Richie Gavin)
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Customer:- I’ve come to collect my wedding album from 15 years ago
Photog:- Do you mind me asking why you left it so long?
Customer:- Do you have any idea what it’s like to find parking around here?
(from Fran Gavin)
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I presume you will throw in a set of high-resolution files so I can make my own album & give out copies to my friends; I’m a bit of a dab hand at Photoshop myself you know!
(from Michael McKay)
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I know you, you did my sister!
(a girl who bumped into a wedding photographer in a pub)
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Customer looking at the proofs, “My ears are far too big”
(from Andrea Siffert)
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Customer looking at proofs, what’s that mark on my face?
Photographer stares back at the woman’s face and says retouching is free but plastic surgery is extra!
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After shooting a family reunion of 13 children with their Mum & Dad, one son, a builder, asks how much for 14 (10x8)s?
Photog:- I’ll do them for 50 Euro each
Builder:- Ah come on, I don’t want them framed!
Photog:- Actually they are just in folders
Builder:- Jaysus, you’re a bigger robbin bastard than I am!
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Customer:- Can you make me look slim?
Photog:- Sorry Misses. I’m a photographer but my cousin is a panel beater down the lane!
(from Brendan Grace)
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Ta,
Dominic
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