Give me a dog to photograph any day, when you whistle they look at you and perk up their ears, perfect portrait every time.
Cats on the other hand are so dumb; no matter what you say or do they either ignore you or jump out of the frame leaving a trail of blood & tears on the poor child holding it.
A stupid moggy in a recent portrait session even managed to knock a framed photograph off the wall and break the glass.
For some bizarre reason this dumb animal was considered a family member.
Mind you cats could well be smarter than some of their owners who actually believe that the reason they find things to knock over and break is because they need another toy from the pet shop or the reason they refuse to eat scraps from the dinner plate is because their moggy has seen the Whiskers ad on TV and knows what’s good for it.
Fact: - If a cat is hungry it will eat its own vomit in order to survive.
How did your cats Great Grandparents manage to survive when their owners were struggling to buy food for themselves and tinned cat food was simply a twinkle in some entrepreneur’s eye?
In the recently discovered, but as yet unpublished, Pussy Scrolls from the Catacombs of Catmandu, it clearly shows that the stupidity of cats was recognised by our ancestors, hence the use of the word Catastrofic to describe terrible events.
I know there will follow many comments from cat lovers explaining how their cat does such & such which a dog can’t do but the fact remains that cats are just a smidgen above chickens on “The Most Stupid Creatures on Earth” chart.
Cat lovers confuse instinct with intelligence; and the proof is to be seen in generations of formal family portraits with a dog but never with a cat.
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