Two Skangers chatting while looking out a bus window:
(1) Look there’s one of dem new rent-a-bike places.
(2) What’s dat abou?
(1) If yer outa yer head some night an cant get home, ye cud take one o’dem
(2) Jasus, me bak garden id have 10 o’dem after a week (they both laugh).
(1) Naa, ye have to register and pay a deposit to get the lock off
(2) Ah fuck, der must be some way roun dat.
Dominic
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